Lousy day [18PG - Lots of cursing, read at own risk]

So pissed off it's a wonder I haven't implode from my fury....

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Today some big fat ass from head office came to visit our workplace. Big fucking deal, or so I thought. It started out like any normal working day until we got an email from the Small Little Fart that we must be on our best professional behaviour cause the Big Fat Ass is coming over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, big fucking deal, I continue to do my work until the Dictator a.k.a my PM came over and tell me, Small Little Fart wants me to clean up my desk cause it looked like a

grocery store. 3 things came to mind.

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a. Small Little Fart obviously left his balls and brains at home.

b. Since when having a jar of snacks, a tissue box, some post-it-notes, a jug of water, cough syrup, gastric medicine and chewing gum consist of a Grocery Store.

c. This is a personal attack.

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Well, fuck, if my place looked like a grocery store, what does his workstation looked like? Fucking Sahara? Oh no, it looked like the owner resigned and forgot to bring back his dying plant

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It might seemed trivial to implode and explode over something like cleaning the food off your desk but unfortunately for Small Little Fart, I have tolerated many of his complaints. Just last few days he complained my phone keep ringing non-stop and it's irritating. Did he ever asked why my phone keep ringing whole day? No............he thought I was just being obnoxious. Luckily Ah Boy come to my defense and told The Small Little Fart I was using my phone to test our SMS system. I gave him the most innocent look. What? Don't like ar? Ask the company to buy me a phone for testing lor.... Can't stand noise ar? Go be a fucking librarian lor.

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So now I dumped everything into my metal cabinet and I shall have immense satisfaction from banging the door everything I open it to take something. Did I mention the cabinet is just next to Small Little Fart?

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Ah Boy told me Small Little Fart was in a bad mood today. I told Ah Boy I am in a worse mood, so bad that I unplugged my CPU and bring it up to the Testing Room and hide in there the whole day.

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My friend said, I should pity him instead of being angry cause there is no Pendidikan Moral from his hometown. He don't know what the word Respect means and he doesn't know that Respect must be earned. No wonder he acted surprise all the time when HR announced from the Employee Survey that we score very badly in terms of Respect.

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I am beginning to think God put Small Little Fart and the Dictator PM on this earth to punish me for saying that I am bored with my job. Ok I am sorry now. I love my job, it's not boring. Can you please remove these 2 annoying creature.

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I regret I rejected some jobs... fucking trying to be responsible. What good does that do to me.... gr... I wish tomorrow is Saturday.